[Slynky]

Well, all you fanbois...

You can get the S/E 580i for nearly free for a new 2yr contract. (I paid $79). NOW, having said that, it's not a big screen like the iFUCK, but it didn't cost an arm and a leg.

Has:

FM radio with presets (and that crap that scrolls the name of the station and the name of the song);

MP3 player (just like my Rio and all the ability to move here and there);

SHAKE (just shake it and the song randomly changes);

2 MP camera (with all sorts of options of shooting a pic);

PDA software (the usual sort...multiple alarms, with the exact same abilities as Outlook on recurrances);

Games (who cares);

9 (yep!) hours talk time;

Lighting effects (yep, really cool shit if you like to make people look);

In Camera photo-editing (if you need it...but I have Photoshop);

OH, and much better than the iPods of the world, I don't need earbuds...I have a speaker;

Themes (yep, just like Windows themes);

Zooming during video (or using the still camera);

(sound recording, too, during video);

Record conversations;

Speaker phone;

AND...EVERYTHING you need comes in the package (every cable...handsfree, PC connector, car charger, etc.);

Sound recorder;

Song lookup (just record several seconds of a song and play it back in Song Search mode and it will tell you the title and author of the song);

AND, unlike Motorola shit, ALL the complete software is free !

So, pay hundreds of dollars for your iCrap. I'll keep this sweet thing.

(I've probably forgotten stuff, too)