OK, in honor of Kev, borrowing from his design and altering a bit.
This is just a "safe" (yet, youthful) approach.
IF...
If there is any interest in this basic version, then there are easy additives:
Each shirt, as I understand it, can have a back. BTW, 10 inches is the limit (don't need any female comments here) that can be submitted. It doesn't HAVE to have a back, but it can for the same cost, as my quick reading revealed.
So, before I go further with variations of this...
Oh, never mind...people will never agreee.
This will be uploaded with a "front only" option. Other variations can include, in my opinion of acceptable "back" remarks:
(1) Tighter than your little sister.
(comment: while it might be quite intriguing for someone to read that phrase on your back and wonder what might be on the front of the shirt...

a score for AW, it might be a bit weird wondering how many people never saw the front and wondered "if you really WERE tighter than their little sister".)
(2) A car. A forum. A family.
(comment: Unlike the above, this could invite curiosity. We DO want to advertise as well, right? And less likely to have the same effect as above)
Anyway, here is "Kev Design - Alteration ONE":
PS: This is made for BLACK t-shirt.