WTF do they get this prices?

[n0s_speed]

90K service:

-replace engine oil and filter
-rotate tires, inspect wear and adjust pressure
-inspect front and rear brakes
-replace air cleaner element
-replace dust and pollen filter
-check parking brake adjustment
-lubricate all hinges, locks and latches
-inspect tie rod ends, steering gear box and boots
-inspect suspension components and driveshaft boots
-inspect brake hoses and lines including ABS
-inspect all fluid levels and conditions of fluids
-inspect cooling and heating system hoses and connections
-inspect exhaust, fuel pipes, hoses and connections
-inspect lights and controls, vehicle underbody
-replace brake fluid
-replace automatic transmission fluid

MINIMUM SERVICE TOTAL: $537.94

and that's mainly just inspection!!!!!!!!!! what if they have to fix/replace/etc. those? that's additional!

i'm like. "OK, Thank you and have a nice day!"

plus, i don't need to get this done:
-rotate tires, inspect wear and adjust pressure(i have this service at discount tire for 3 years for free).
-inspect front and rear brakes(i can do this myself)
-replace air cleaner element (if this is the intake filter, i'm already planning on replacing/cleaning it)
-inspect all fluid levels and conditions of fluids (i do this everytime)
-inspect cooling and heating system hoses and connections(mine's still good cuz i got new ones when i had that accident)
-inspect exhaust, fuel pipes, hoses and connections(exhaust is good same with the pipes)
-inspect lights and controls, vehicle underbody(i have HIDs, thank you)
-replace brake fluid(got that done a couple of months ago)

[C25A1guy]

99% of that stuff, you can do yourself. At 90K, the only thing I would ask the dealer to do is replace the drive belt, inspect timing chain, tensioner and guides and replace if necessary. Fluids, you probably can do yourself as well.

[TireMeltingRSX]

-replace automatic transmission fluid

probably don't have to have that done either.

[Slynky]

Yeah, and you can pay that shit and drive away wondering just how MANY of the "inspect" things they did. That's just fucking robbery.

[C25A1guy]

When I was working for the dealer as a tech, we did do the inspection. The inspections, the tech gets paid shit for it (somewhere along the lines of .1 hours). It probably takes us an all of 5 minutes to do.

[n0s_speed]

that's what i thought