Evil is as evil does

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About Me

Name:darth sidious
Location:Capital City, Coruscant

Monday, April 04, 2005
Neither a borrower or a lender be
I have a strict policy about lending people things. I never lend something that I can't stand to lose. I learned that lesson the hard way, when I loaned my speeder to Darth Maul. That horn-headed little turd left my favorite speeder bike on Tattooine. I know I told him to go there and kill the Jedi, but I didn't mean to send my ride careening into a sand dune. Sheesh. Not to be nervous Nellie, but I never got back a rare Sith holocron with an absolutely fantastic recipe for ambrosia. I think Maul left in his ship on Naboo. Crap. I'm getting mad just thinking about it. Oh well, I guess you live and you learn.

posted by darth sidious at 10:21 PM 1 comments
Monday, March 28, 2005
Comfort foods
When all the pressures of being the most evil person in the galaxy get to me, I snack. So if I am going to stuff my sith lord face, I need it to be healthy. Here is a recipe is guaranteed to satisfy your snackin needs, without the need to increase your Sith robe size.

Healthy Hutt Jalapeno Poppers (serves 4 people)

10-12 Bothan Jalapenos
3 standard cups of curdled Tauntaun milk
2 tablespoons Jawa skin oil
1 teaspoon Diahnoga sweat gland

Mix Tauntaun milk, Jawa skin oil, and Diahnoga sweat in large mixing bowl. Mix on high speed for three minutes. Fill hollowed out jalapenos with mixture. Heat with tip of your lightsaber. Serve in hollowed out Gungan skulls.
Bon Appetit, my young apprentice

posted by darth sidious at 10:46 PM 0 comments
Sunday, March 27, 2005
Thoughts....
I have always thought of myself as a person who likes people. Any time I can do something for the common good and I am there. Recently, I was traveling to one of my many secret sith strongholds to torture an informant, I stopped by a small space station. The gift shop the most delightful salt and pepper shakers, that looked like two Banthas involved in a mating ritual. When I saw this, I just knew that I had to get a set for Count Dooku. He loves knick-knacks. After a little negotiation and a little force lightning, I was able to procure the salt and and pepper shakers at substantial discount. Dooku is gonna freak when he sees these.

p.s. Ok! I admit it, I blew up the space station too!

posted by darth sidious at 9:59 AM 0 comments

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and @ myself for finding that funny.