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Old 07-28-03, 11:37 AM   #1 (permalink)
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I hate these things. It's like having a blister on you anus. For some reason I seem to get one like once a year for the past 4 to 5 years. I guarantee I'm going to be in a miserable mood for the next 2 weeks until this thing goes away. Fortunately this appears to be a somewhat small one compared to the monster ones I've had in the past. The doc just says it's part of being human and getting old.

So who else gets them? And you youngsters who haven't yet, JUST WAIT, you will.

And NO, I'm not posting any pics.
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Old 07-28-03, 11:42 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I'm sorry that you are in discomfort, but i would definitely say this is one of the topics that I would least like to discuss
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Re: Hemorrhoids :(
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And NO, I'm not posting any pics.
This was the best part of this thread.

Sorry to hear about your ass-blisters man. I can't relate nor do I want to. Like you said though, it's a fact of life and something that happens with age so I am sure I will experience it in the near future.
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is this thread necessary?
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shouldn't you just PM Charlie Big Potato or Jesal to see what you have to do.....this thread is a discrace
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You might want to use more Astroglide next time.
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Old 07-28-03, 12:26 PM   #7 (permalink)
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30, I was 26 when I got my first one. That was a very scary experience, because I didn't have a clue what was happening to me. Genetics has a lot to do with it, but apparently it's fairly common for it to start happening to people even in there late 20s. I think my doctors exact words were "It's the price humans pay for being able to stand upright".
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You might want to use more Astroglide next time.
Either that or a smaller dildo
J/k.....that must suck. I eat a shitload of spicy food, but havent had a roid yet :knockonwood:

Hope you feel better.
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do a google search, you'll find lots of nice pictures.
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I'm not sure what would qualify it as being distended, and without getting to graphic - imagine having a pea stuck to the rim of your a-hole.

Sounds like you may have experienced the thrill of one of these.


And seriously, you really don't want to do the research on these to find out how the "really bad ones" are treated if you don't have to.
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I'm not sure what would qualify it as being distended, and without getting to graphic - imagine having a pea stuck to the rim of your a-hole.

Sounds like you may have experienced the thrill of one of these.


And seriously, you really don't want to do the research on these to find out how the "really bad ones" are treated if you don't have to.
Never have gotten one, but then again, i am only 26 and MOST people have at least afew bouts in their lifetimes.
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