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*duckdog* · 05-09-08, 08:06 AM

What if? What if?

What would you do?

Have some fun and have a great Friday!!!

If you became ruler of the world, what three things would you do first?

If you were a superhero, what would be your name and what powers would you have?

You can ask one question to someone who knows EVERYTHING. What is it?

If you were invisible for a day, what would you do?

If you saw a mythical/religious deity walking down the street, what would you do?

PekaBou · 05-09-08, 10:52 AM

If you became ruler of the world, what three things would you do first?
1. Legislate world-wide personal rights.
2. Legislate world-wide personal responsibilities.
3. Education. For all. Period.
If you were a superhero, what would be your name and what powers would you have?
I already am a superhero!!!! Where have you been? My name is PekaBou and I have the Power of Pun! My words are full of fun! Also, I wear tights.

Everyone knows that people that wear tights are superheros...
You can ask one question to someone who knows EVERYTHING. What is it?
How can I travel in time?

If you were invisible for a day, what would you do?
Drive naked.

If you saw a mythical/religious deity walking down the street, what would you do?
I would invite them to dinner and a rave. Food and Dancing - you can't get any more personal fellowship than that. (unless its

ing..and I am sorry, but I am not about to get down with Buddha or Jesus or Yahweh or Mohammad...not gonna happen...)

Valkyrie · 05-09-08, 11:35 AM

I've driven naked before without being invisible.

PekaBou · 05-09-08, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Valkyrie

I've driven naked before without being invisible.

you are a braver woman than I!!!

Valkyrie · 05-09-08, 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PekaBou

you are a braver woman than I!!!

I think it was more like crazy. I wouldn't do it now.

n0s_speed · 05-09-08, 11:55 AM

If you became ruler of the world, what three things would you do first?

i'd feed the world. ok, i'll be honest, i'll do a threesome.

If you were a superhero, what would be your name and what powers would you have?

name: "boinkable". powers: like superman.

You can ask one question to someone who knows EVERYTHING. What is it?

what's the current temp.? then i'll double check it on yahoo.

If you were invisible for a day, what would you do?

hmmmm........girls locker room!!!!!!!

If you saw a mythical/religious deity walking down the street, what would you do?

**TireMeltingRSX** · 05-09-08, 12:15 PM

If you became ruler of the world, what three things would you do first?

1.) Hayden
2.) secure myself an island
3.) tell everyone to play nice or I'll kick their ass.

If you were a superhero, what would be your name and what powers would you have?

I'd be the "uh amazing golf ball whacker guy" and I'd take people's money at driving ranges.

You can ask one question to someone who knows EVERYTHING. What is it?

I'd ask them what happens when you die, do you just stay concious in your body? do you go to heaven/hell? are you reincarnated? do you just stop?

!!!!

If you were invisible for a day, what would you do?

Girls shower, no doubt. Where the hell else would you go?

If you saw a mythical/religious deity walking down the street, what would you do?

I would slap them 5, if they're a deity I figure it's better to be on their good side.

**TireMeltingRSX** · 05-09-08, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Valkyrie

I've driven naked before without being invisible.

so have I, but it was at night... and technically I wasn't driving, I was riding shotgun in my truck and a girl was driving, but she was totally naked too.

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Originally Posted by n0s_speed

If you became ruler of the world, what three things would you do first?

i'd feed the world. ok, i'll be honest, i'll do a threesome.

Technically you could do a foursome, because you have three things to do

Valkyrie · 05-09-08, 12:21 PM

Yeah mine was at night too. Chuck and I drove back from Tennessee another time naked almost the entire way. Till be got into Atlanta and someone caught a peep.

That was at night too.

*Nikon1* · 05-09-08, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Valkyrie

Yeah mine was at night too. Chuck and I drove back from Tennessee another time naked almost the entire way. Till be got into Atlanta and someone caught a peep.

That was at night too.

**TireMeltingRSX** · 05-09-08, 04:47 PM

I think I actually have pictures from that night, in the car

*duckdog* · 05-09-08, 05:07 PM

If you became ruler of the world, what three things would you do first?

Solve hunger, solve the energy issues, and get good health care going on.

If you were a superhero, what would be your name and what powers would you have?

Captain PrOno!!! Able to leap great bewbies in a single bound, able to drill ....

You can ask one question to someone who knows EVERYTHING. What is it?

What's what?

Think about it....

If you were invisible for a day, what would you do?

Not sure about a number of choices, but would definitely be in keeping with my quest to be the quintessential dirty old man.

If you saw a mythical/religious deity walking down the street, what would you do?

Apologize. Simply that. Apologize.

*Nikon1* · 05-09-08, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by TireMeltingRSX

I think I actually have pictures from that night, in the car

You Know The Drill . . .

Got here before Willie did!

*C25A1guy* · 05-09-08, 05:15 PM

If you became ruler of the world, what three things would you do first?

1. Unify the world's economy under one system
2. 1 offical world wide government language
3. To be determined

If you were a superhero, what would be your name and what powers would you have?

The Mongolian. Powers would be able to conquor the world

You can ask one question to someone who knows EVERYTHING. What is it?

What is there after death?
If you were invisible for a day, what would you do?

as stated above. women's shower
If you saw a mythical/religious deity walking down the street, what would you do?I dunno

sam o nela · 05-09-08, 05:47 PM

If you became ruler of the world, what three things would you do first?
Sex, drugs, rock and roll...

Okay okay I had to get that cliche out there hahaha....seriously though....I'd first make Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC my right-hand man (he seems to have twisted though process and could probably help me with punishment ideas), and I'd throw out the "cruel and unusual punishment" clause that we have on the books....punishment would now fit the crime...

~Pedos would be sodomized to death
~Rapists....well same thing I guess...
~Murderers would be forced to attend their victims wake and funeral in shackles and mouth gags with the Clockwork Orange device that would force them to keep their eyes open....they would then be executed in the same fashion as their victim, but in a way that is slower and more painful
~Thieves would have appropriate appendages cut off one at a time for each item stolen
~White collar criminals, gang members, and taggers would all be rounded up and left in a large, elaborate sound stage (a few acres in size) for a no-holds-barred fight to the death with only simple tools and weapons to use as they please. This would be broadcast on TV as a reality show without writers, just RAW footage....last man standing is the winner...he will then be convicted of all the murders he did to win, and then executed on Live TV.

If you were a superhero, what would be your name and what powers would you have?

I'd keep my regular name, but I'd have the ability to read minds (and be able to turn it on and off at will) and telekinesis and a sub ability to do cool magic tricks but without illusions (if that makes sense...like if I make someone disappear...they actually DO disappear!)

You can ask one question to someone who knows EVERYTHING. What is it?

What was in Marcellus Wallace's brief case? And NONE of that "Its whatever the viewer wants it to be" bs....

If you were invisible for a day, what would you do?

Have a field day at the junkyard and the gym.

If you saw a mythical/religious deity walking down the street, what would you do?

05-09-08, 08:06 AM	#1 (permalink)
duckdog AWs Resident Geezer Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: The Old West Age: 50 Posts: 25,595 Your Mood: Car 1: 97 3.2 TL Car 2: 2005 Honda Pilot EXL Car 3: 94 Integra LS	A "What If" Fiver What if? What if? What would you do? Have some fun and have a great Friday!!! If you became ruler of the world, what three things would you do first? If you were a superhero, what would be your name and what powers would you have? You can ask one question to someone who knows EVERYTHING. What is it? If you were invisible for a day, what would you do? If you saw a mythical/religious deity walking down the street, what would you do? __________________

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PekaBou Force Sensitive Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: In the Bardo Age: 36 Posts: 2,695 Your Mood: Car 1: '05 RSX-S Car 2: 2008 Pink Buddy 50 Car 3: Hot Pink Roller Skates	If you became ruler of the world, what three things would you do first? 1. Legislate world-wide personal rights. 2. Legislate world-wide personal responsibilities. 3. Education. For all. Period. If you were a superhero, what would be your name and what powers would you have? I already am a superhero!!!! Where have you been? My name is PekaBou and I have the Power of Pun! My words are full of fun! Also, I wear tights. Everyone knows that people that wear tights are superheros... You can ask one question to someone who knows EVERYTHING. What is it? How can I travel in time? If you were invisible for a day, what would you do? Drive naked. If you saw a mythical/religious deity walking down the street, what would you do? I would invite them to dinner and a rave. Food and Dancing - you can't get any more personal fellowship than that. (unless its ing..and I am sorry, but I am not about to get down with Buddha or Jesus or Yahweh or Mohammad...not gonna happen...) __________________ beat, groove, rhythm. vrooom, vrooom, vrooom.

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TireMeltingRSX AW's Resident Smartass Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Chicago, IL Age: 27 Posts: 28,871 Your Mood: Car 1: 2006 VBP RSX Type S Car 2: 2005 NBP RSX Type S SOLD	If you became ruler of the world, what three things would you do first? 1.) Hayden 2.) secure myself an island 3.) tell everyone to play nice or I'll kick their ass. If you were a superhero, what would be your name and what powers would you have? I'd be the "uh amazing golf ball whacker guy" and I'd take people's money at driving ranges. You can ask one question to someone who knows EVERYTHING. What is it? I'd ask them what happens when you die, do you just stay concious in your body? do you go to heaven/hell? are you reincarnated? do you just stop? !!!! If you were invisible for a day, what would you do? Girls shower, no doubt. Where the hell else would you go? If you saw a mythical/religious deity walking down the street, what would you do? I would slap them 5, if they're a deity I figure it's better to be on their good side. __________________ 2006 VBP RSX Type S

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Valkyrie Registered User Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: McDonough, GA Age: 43 Posts: 5,941 Your Mood: Car 1: 2006 RSX - Blue	Yeah mine was at night too. Chuck and I drove back from Tennessee another time naked almost the entire way. Till be got into Atlanta and someone caught a peep. That was at night too. __________________

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duckdog AWs Resident Geezer Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: The Old West Age: 50 Posts: 25,595 Your Mood: Car 1: 97 3.2 TL Car 2: 2005 Honda Pilot EXL Car 3: 94 Integra LS	If you became ruler of the world, what three things would you do first? Solve hunger, solve the energy issues, and get good health care going on. If you were a superhero, what would be your name and what powers would you have? Captain PrOno!!! Able to leap great bewbies in a single bound, able to drill .... You can ask one question to someone who knows EVERYTHING. What is it? What's what? Think about it.... If you were invisible for a day, what would you do? Not sure about a number of choices, but would definitely be in keeping with my quest to be the quintessential dirty old man. If you saw a mythical/religious deity walking down the street, what would you do? Apologize. Simply that. Apologize. __________________

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C25A1guy The Mongolian Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chan Marino, CA Age: 24 Posts: 6,407 Your Mood: Car 1: 2002 RSX Car 2: 2007 Honda Ridgeline Car 3: 2005 Honda Civic	If you became ruler of the world, what three things would you do first? 1. Unify the world's economy under one system 2. 1 offical world wide government language 3. To be determined If you were a superhero, what would be your name and what powers would you have? The Mongolian. Powers would be able to conquor the world You can ask one question to someone who knows EVERYTHING. What is it? What is there after death? If you were invisible for a day, what would you do? as stated above. women's shower If you saw a mythical/religious deity walking down the street, what would you do?I dunno __________________ Click here to see my gallery! Thanks To my sponsors and affaliets: M1 Autobody, ICB Motorsports, Honsport, Hondata, E Auto Parts, New Century Auto, APR Performance, Toyo Tires, Buddy Club USA, Torco Racing Oils, GenX Graphics

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sam o nela Deregulator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: SoCal Age: 25 Posts: 541 Your Mood:	If you became ruler of the world, what three things would you do first? Sex, drugs, rock and roll... Okay okay I had to get that cliche out there hahaha....seriously though....I'd first make Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC my right-hand man (he seems to have twisted though process and could probably help me with punishment ideas), and I'd throw out the "cruel and unusual punishment" clause that we have on the books....punishment would now fit the crime... ~Pedos would be sodomized to death ~Rapists....well same thing I guess... ~Murderers would be forced to attend their victims wake and funeral in shackles and mouth gags with the Clockwork Orange device that would force them to keep their eyes open....they would then be executed in the same fashion as their victim, but in a way that is slower and more painful ~Thieves would have appropriate appendages cut off one at a time for each item stolen ~White collar criminals, gang members, and taggers would all be rounded up and left in a large, elaborate sound stage (a few acres in size) for a no-holds-barred fight to the death with only simple tools and weapons to use as they please. This would be broadcast on TV as a reality show without writers, just RAW footage....last man standing is the winner...he will then be convicted of all the murders he did to win, and then executed on Live TV. If you were a superhero, what would be your name and what powers would you have? I'd keep my regular name, but I'd have the ability to read minds (and be able to turn it on and off at will) and telekinesis and a sub ability to do cool magic tricks but without illusions (if that makes sense...like if I make someone disappear...they actually DO disappear!) You can ask one question to someone who knows EVERYTHING. What is it? What was in Marcellus Wallace's brief case? And NONE of that "Its whatever the viewer wants it to be" bs.... If you were invisible for a day, what would you do? Have a field day at the junkyard and the gym. If you saw a mythical/religious deity walking down the street, what would you do? __________________ ~Sam