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Happy 91st birthday Default

So can you share some knowledge you have gained in your 91 years on this planet with us young whippersnappers?

"Clean and Clear Morning Burst, with cleansing beads.....like anal beads for your face."

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He has learned that shaving the gerbil before insertion is key.
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Happy birthday! Here's hoping the massive coronary holds off for another year!

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If you die, can I get your alt-nicks?
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default is still younger than polymans TL
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Default is so old he tripped on a rock and slapped Jesus in the forehead. wait no, he's so tall, thats why he slapped Jesus in the forehead... ahhh nevermind
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Is it really that redneck's bday?
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who gives a fuck if it is
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I do!! I want to buy him some new D's batteries for that Lousville Slugger sized dildo that he owns.
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Ahhhh, yes my fellow young chaps. Thank you for your jolly good wishes. Before I make an uncontrollable bowel movement in my pants I leave you with this: The supreme truth is established by total silence, not logical discussion and argument. He alone sees the truth who sees the universe without the intervention of the mind, and therefore without the notion of a universe.
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Ok Hickfucious!
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Ahhhh, yes my fellow young chaps. Thank you for your jolly good wishes. Before I make an uncontrollable bowel movement in my pants I leave you with this: The supreme truth is established by total silence, not logical discussion and argument. He alone sees the truth who sees the universe without the intervention of the mind, and therefore without the notion of a universe.

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