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I don't get it
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I don't get it either
How do you not get that? It's worth a chuckle..

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Just recieved. Gave me a chuckle..

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A cop was patrolling late at night in a well-known spot.
He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing.
The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer look.
Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine.
He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, filing her fingernails.
Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's window.
The young man lowers his window. 'Uh, yes, Officer?'
The cop says: 'What are you doing?'
The young man says: 'Well, Officer, I'm reading a magazine..'
Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the cop says: 'And her, what is she doing?'
The young man shrugs: 'Sir, I believe she's filing her fingernails.'
Now, the cop is totally confused. A young couple, alone, in a car, at night in a lover's lane ... and nothing obscene is happening!
The cop asks: 'What's your age, young man?'
The young man says: 'I'm 22, sir.'
The cop asks: 'And her ... what's her age?'

The young man looks at his watch and replies: 'She'll be 18 in 11 minutes.'

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Didn't see that one coming.



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Lol I like it Ryan.


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How do you not get that? It's worth a chuckle..
Either I still don't get it or it's just not funny to me.
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My house is so, so, so small that when the sun comes into my house, I have to leave.
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I don't get it
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I don't get it either
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Either I still don't get it or it's just not funny to me.
You probably glanced over it, or just didn't find it funny.

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explain it ryan
Because his house is soo small, when the rays of light enter, it can contain nothing else, therefor he must leave.

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Because his house is soo small, when the rays of light enter, it can contain nothing else, therefor he must leave.




Was funny to me!



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Was funny to me!
Same here.
Especially to anyone who has lived in a 'tiny' apartment..

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You probably glanced over it, or just didn't find it funny.

Because his house is soo small, when the rays of light enter, it can contain nothing else, therefor he must leave.
Ok so I got the joke, but it just wasn't funny to me.

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Was funny to me!
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Same here.
Especially to anyone who has lived in a 'tiny' apartment..
Not to me
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Ok so I got the joke, but it just wasn't funny to me.



Not to me


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Not to me
Meh. To each his own.

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