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25 signs you've grown up....


1. Your potted plants are alive. And you can't smoke one of them.

2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd.

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.

5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.

6. You carry an umbrella, plus you watch the Weather Channel.

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hookup and breakup.

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7.

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up.'

10. You're the one calling the police because those darn kids next door don't know how to turn down the stereo.

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's.

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 p.m.

17. Dinner and a movie - The whole date instead of the beginning of one.

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 a.m. would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.

19. You go to the drugstore for Ibuprofen and antacids, not condoms and pregnancy test kits.

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer 'pretty good stuff.'

21. You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."

23. Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

24. You don't drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

25. You read this entire list looking for one sign that doesn't apply to you.
 

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no, no, no....no...no no no....no....no....nope....no...well...no.....#23 maybe...no....no... anddddd NO.

nope I'm not grown up yet!
 

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1. Your potted plants are alive. And you can't smoke one of them. - yes

2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd. - yes

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. - yes

4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep. - yes

5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator. - no

6. You carry an umbrella, plus you watch the Weather Channel. - yes

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hookup and breakup. - yes

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7. - yes

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up.' - yes

10. You're the one calling the police because those darn kids next door don't know how to turn down the stereo. - yes

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. - no

12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. - yes

13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. - yes

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's. - yes

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. - no

16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 p.m. - yes

17. Dinner and a movie - The whole date instead of the beginning of one. - yes

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 a.m. would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach. - yes

19. You go to the drugstore for Ibuprofen and antacids, not condoms and pregnancy test kits. - no

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer 'pretty good stuff.' - yes

21. You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time. - no

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again." - yes

23. Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. - yes

24. You don't drink at home to save money before going to a bar. - no

25. You read this entire list looking for one sign that doesn't apply to you. - yes

:( :sadwave: :shakehed:
 

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26. You have childhood memories dating back to when your current girlfriend was born.
You were almost a teenager when your girlfriends sister was born.


Ha!! I watch Foxnews... not the Weather Channel.
 
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