An old cowboy went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there
>>sipping
>> his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. She turned to the
>>cowboy
>> and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?"
>>
>> He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on the ranch, herding
>>horses,
>> mending fences, and branding cattle so I guess I am.
>>
>> She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about
women.
>>As
>> soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I
>>shower, watch
>> TV, everything seems to make me think of women."
>>
>> A little while later, a couple sat down next to the old cowboy and
>>asked
>> him, "Are you a real cowboy?"
>>
>> He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a
>>lesbian."
>>sipping
>> his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. She turned to the
>>cowboy
>> and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?"
>>
>> He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on the ranch, herding
>>horses,
>> mending fences, and branding cattle so I guess I am.
>>
>> She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about
women.
>>As
>> soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I
>>shower, watch
>> TV, everything seems to make me think of women."
>>
>> A little while later, a couple sat down next to the old cowboy and
>>asked
>> him, "Are you a real cowboy?"
>>
>> He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a
>>lesbian."