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An old cowboy went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there
>>sipping
>> his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. She turned to the
>>cowboy
>> and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?"
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>> He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on the ranch, herding
>>horses,
>> mending fences, and branding cattle so I guess I am.
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>> She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about
women.
>>As
>> soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I
>>shower, watch
>> TV, everything seems to make me think of women."
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>> A little while later, a couple sat down next to the old cowboy and
>>asked
>> him, "Are you a real cowboy?"
>>
>> He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a
>>lesbian."
 

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avengerjr said:
i didn't even chuckle...so

1/10 :sqnteek:
Thats cause you are in a bad mood. Come back and read it when your monitor shows up.:thefinger
 

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I thought it was pretty funny. You have to picture a cowboy actually saying those words. "I just found out I'm a lesbian!" :lol:

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GoldTypeS said:
I thought it was pretty funny. You have to picture a cowboy actually saying those words. "I just found out I'm a lesbian!" :lol:

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HAHAH That actually made it funny, I said it outloud in a southern accent. HAHAH. Thanks for making this joke a 7.
 
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