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> (((((((((ring-g-g-g-g)))))))))))
> ***pick up***
> "Hello?"
>
> "Hi, honey, this is Daddy," .... "Is your Mommy near the phone?"
>
> "No, Daddy. Shes upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank,"
>
> After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But you havent got an Uncle Frank,
> honey!"
>
> "Oh Yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy, right now!"
>
> "Uh, Okay, then......here's what I want you do. Put down the phone, run
> upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy and Uncle
> Frank
> that Daddys car just pulled
> up outside the house."
>
> "Okay, Daddy!"
>
> A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone. "Well, I
> did
> what you said, Daddy."
>
> "And what happened?" he asks
> .
> "Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran
> around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went flying out the
> front window and now shes all dead."
>
> "Oh my God!!!!! And what about your Uncle Frank?"
>
> "He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too and he was all scared and he
> jumped out the back window into the swimming pool.....but he must have
> forgot that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so he hit
> the
> bottom of the swimming pool and now he's all real dead too."
>
> ***long pause***
>
> Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool???? Is this 555-7039?
>
 
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