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Joe was a successful lawyer, but as he got older he was
increasingly hampered by incredible headaches. When his career and love life
started to suffer, he sought medical help.After being referred
from one specialist to another, he finally came across an old country doctor
who
solved the problem."The good news is I can cure your headaches. The
bad
news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition which
causes your testicles to press up against the base of your spine and the
pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure
is to remove the testicles."Joe was shocked and depressed. He
wondered if he has anything to live for. He couldn't concentrate long
enough to answer, but decided he had no choice but to go under the
knife.When he left the hospital he was without a headache for the
first
time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of
himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a
different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new
life.He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need --
a
new suit." He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new
suit." The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see ... size

44 long."Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?""Been in
the
business 60 years!"Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly. As Joe admired

himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?" Joe
thought for a moment and then said, "Sure..."The salesman eyed Joe and
said,
"Let's see... 34 sleeve and... 16 and a half neck."Joe was surprised,
"That's right, how did you know?""Been in the business 60 years!"Joe
tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly.As Joe adjusted the collar in

the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about new shoes?"Joe was on a roll
and
said, "Sure ..." The salesman eyed Joe's feet and said, "Let's see...
9-1/2...E."Joe was astonished, "That's right, how did you
know?""Been in the business 60 years!"Joe tried on the shoes and
they fit perfectly. Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman
asked, "How about some new underwear?"Joe thought for a second and
said,
"Sure..." The salesman stepped back, eyed Joe's waist and said, "Let's
see...size 36."Joe laughed, "Ah ha! I got you! I've worn size 34 since
I
was 18 years old." The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size
34.
It will press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you
one
hell of a headache."
 
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