A guy applies for a job at an investment firm and has to take a medical exam. The doctor notices the guy has no testicles and is hesitant to pass him. The guy pleads with the doctor and his potential boss, promising it wont effect his job performace. "ok", says the boss,"but dont come to work till 9:30am." "Why?" asks the guy. "Everyopne else starts at 8:30." "Yeah, but in the moring they just stand around for an hour scratching their balls."