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Did you hear about the guy from Alabama who passed
and left his entire estate to his beloved widow--
but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.


How do you know when you're staying in a Kentucky
When you call the front desk and say,
"I gotta leak in my sink," the front desk replies,
"Go ahead."


How can you tell if a Tennessee redneck is married?
There is dried tobacco juice on both sides of his
pickup truck.


Did you hear that they have raised the minimum
drinking age
in West Virginia to 32? It seems they want to keep
out of the high schools!


What do they call rerun of "Hee Haw" in Alabama?


Where was the toothbrush invented?
Mississippi. If it was invented anywhere else,
it would have been called a teethbrush.


A Georgia State trooper pulls over a pickup
on I-75 and says to the driver,
"Got any I.D.?"
"Bout wut?" says the driver!


Did you hear about the $3 million Arkansas State
The winner gets $3 a year for a million years.


Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama
burned down?
Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park.
The library was a total loss, too.
Both books -- poof! -- up in flames
and he hadn't even finished coloring one of them.


A new law recently passed in West Virginia: When a
couple gets divorced,
they're STILL brother and sister.
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