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DID YOU HEAR . . .

Did you hear about the guy from Alabama who passed
away
and left his entire estate to his beloved widow--
but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.


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How do you know when you're staying in a Kentucky
hotel?
When you call the front desk and say,
"I gotta leak in my sink," the front desk replies,
"Go ahead."

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How can you tell if a Tennessee redneck is married?
There is dried tobacco juice on both sides of his
pickup truck.

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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum
drinking age
in West Virginia to 32? It seems they want to keep
alcohol
out of the high schools!

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What do they call rerun of "Hee Haw" in Alabama?
Documentaries.

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Where was the toothbrush invented?
Mississippi. If it was invented anywhere else,
it would have been called a teethbrush.

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A Georgia State trooper pulls over a pickup
on I-75 and says to the driver,
"Got any I.D.?"
"Bout wut?" says the driver!

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Did you hear about the $3 million Arkansas State
Lottery?
The winner gets $3 a year for a million years.

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Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama
burned down?
Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park.
The library was a total loss, too.
Both books -- poof! -- up in flames
and he hadn't even finished coloring one of them.

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A new law recently passed in West Virginia: When a
couple gets divorced,
they're STILL brother and sister.
 
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