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FRISKY

One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As
they are about to kiss each other goodnight at
the
front door, the guy starts feeling a little
frisky.
With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand
against the wall and smiling, he says to her:
"Honey,
would you give me a blow job?"
Horrified, she replies "Are you mad? My parents
will
see us!"
"Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"
"No"
"Please"
"Can you imagine if we get caught?"
"Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all
sleeping!"
"No way. It's just too risky!"
"Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?"
"No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just
can't!"
"Oh yes you can. Please?"
"No, no. I just can't"
"I'm begging you ... "
Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on,
and
the girl's sister shows up in her pajamas, hair
disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she says:
"Dad says to go ahead and give him a blow job,
or I can do it. Or if need be, Mom says she can
come
down herself and do it.
But for God's sake tell him to take his hand off
the
intercom."
 
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