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The following exam was administered to gangsters as their version of the SAT, this version is known as the official GAT (Gangsta Aptitude Tess)...

1) You just robbed som jack mo fo with $20 in his wallet. You can buy:

A. A dime and two 40's
B. A new pair of Fila's
C. Dashikki down the block
D. Yo mama

2) It's tha end of da monf again and da man is on your jack for da rent. You:

A. Bust a cap in his ass
B. Say, "Shit man, why you all up in ma bidness?"
C. Have anuther kid on welfare
D. Yo mama

3) You and ya holmes are banging down da block when yall scam da uther mo fo's commin your way. If ya both jaking your hydros, and both yall draw yur gats, which of da following happens:

A. Shit goes down in da hood
B. Ya check yur colours and let the cop-killers fly
C. Shit man, I do'no maff
D. Yo mama

4) You drink haff a 40. How much is left:

A. Haff
B. Da uther haff
C. Zum mo
D. Bout enuff to jak yo mama

5) You, beein da shit you are, dress yo self in da morn in which of deese:

A. Yo Tek 9 with da Raiders hat
B. Da AK47 with yo Fila's

6) Tiz yo 21st birfday. You:

A. Hook up with Dashikki down the block and treat her to MceeDees
B. Treat yo self to crack, ice cream, and 40's
C. Gaffle da man
D. I do'no maff

JOG-MAFEE

7) Wher iz da mutherland at:

A. Afrika
B. Mehico
C. Compton
D. Souff Centra
E. Yo mama

8) What am da capita of California?

A. Da Hood
B. Compton
C. Compton
D. Compton

ANALAMA-G'S

9) Tek 9 : Gatt :

A. Yo mama : Dashikki
B. Fila's : Nike
C. Tu pac : Barry White
D. St. Ive's : Colt 45

10) Malt Liquor : Da Chronic :

A. Da Man : Da Systum
B. ReeRun : MC Hammer
C. Fat Albert : Shaft
D. Yo mama : Dashikki

NOW LOOKIE HERE FOO. I GOTS TO AXE YOU AN EXXAY QUEXTIUN: IN 25 WURDS MO O LESS, TELL UZ ME WHO AM DA MAN?

So dat we may give uh you yo cowrecked sco, sine yo tag here!
 

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Damn Anthony you have a sugar rush or something? You are posting a lot! :D
 

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Infamuz said:


WOrd, me neither.
Yo Iz be hafing sum free tizime so Imma posting mofo, ya bitch azz haf a problm with dat, cauz I wil Jac ya ass mofo. HAHAHAHAH:D :D


Nah I'm just going through a bunch of old jokes tonight i'm really bored, and I'm always eating something right now teddy grahams choolate chip but i'm almost odne with the box so time to start on a new one in about 10 mins. HAHAH. Hey my jokes are damn funny by the way,:D :D
 

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vince said:

The GO YOU guy lives!


I think he is some famous Indian Musician. I used to work with a lot of Indian people and one guy gave me a CD to listen to and I could swear that the "GO YOU" guy pictured above was on the cover. The music was decent to. I burned myself a copy. We can play it at the next SoCal meet. :p
 

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I think he is some famous Indian Musician. I used to work with a lot of Indian people and one guy gave me a CD to listen to and I could swear that the "GO YOU" guy pictured above was on the cover. The music was decent to. I burned myself a copy. We can play it at the next SoCal meet. :p
Yeah, he's on Saturdays on channel 18 or something. He's awesome, he's this pimp (stalker) with a video camera in one of his music vids.
 

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I think he is some famous Indian Musician. I used to work with a lot of Indian people and one guy gave me a CD to listen to and I could swear that the "GO YOU" guy pictured above was on the cover. The music was decent to. I burned myself a copy. We can play it at the next SoCal meet. :p
Im down! When do you want to listen to Indian music! :D
 

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Ravi Shankar is good stuff ;)

So is Shankar Mehedevon(sp is way off :-x)
 

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raia_CL said:


i understood all of it, but then again, if you ask some people, they'll tell you i'm pretty ghetto.
I understood it too, damn NY slang, That actually isn't too bad, pretty easy to understand, That's gangsta, money in brown paper bags, that's gangsta:D :D
 
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