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It was the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving
gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it,
held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Some flowers."

"That's right." the boy said. "But how did you know?"

"Oh, just a wild guess," she said.

The next pupil was the sweet shop owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift
overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is. A box of
sweets."
"That's right. But how did you know?" asked the girl.

"Oh, just a wild guess," said the teacher.

The next gift was from the son of the liquor store owner. The teacher held
the package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage
with her finger and touched it to her tongue.

"Is it wine?" she asked.

"No," the boy replied, with some excitement.

The teacher repeated the process, taking a larger drop of the leakage to her
tongue.

"Is it champagne?" she asked.

"No," the boy replied, with more excitement.

The teacher took one more taste before declaring, "I give up, what is it?"

With great glee, the boy replied, "It's a puppy!"
 

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eh, you get a 6 for that one
 

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It's alive!!!


It's alive!!!
 

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hehe it would've been better if it was a kitty instead of a puppy, so i'd say a 5
 

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The thought of wrapping a puppy in a present with no airholes always makes me laugh. I give it a 7!
 

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Just like spoiled milk in the fridge, nobody reads the date before taking a big swig. :bash:
 

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Interesting ancient history. :D

What's with the resurrections today, Carlos? Bored?
 

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Phoenix said:
Interesting ancient history. :D

What's with the resurrections today, Carlos? Bored?
i was playing domineos on yahoo with ivan... that answer your question? heh and sorry... i wont do it anymore. but hey... this is a pretty funny joke.
 

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Interesting. Dental records come in handy.

When's lunch?
 
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