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Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid" That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything. It would be like, "Excuse me... oops, never mind, didn't see your sign."

It's like before I moved. My house was full of boxes and there was a U-Haul truck in the driveway. My neighbor comes over and says "Hey, you moving?" "Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week to see how many boxes it takes. Here's your sign."

A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled his boat into the dock, I lifted up this big 'ol stringer of bass and this idiot on the dock goes, "Hey, y'all catch all them fish?" "Nope. Talked 'me into giving up. Here's your sign."

I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel. There was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. And there's only one way to test it. "All right Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good... They want you to jump into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they bite you." "Well, all right, but hold my sign. I don't wanna lose it.

Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of those side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant walks out, looks at my truck, looks at me, and I SWEAR he said, "Tire go flat?" I couldn't resist. I said, "Nope. I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on me. Here's your sign."

I was trying to sell my car about a year ago. A guy came over to the house and drove the car around for about 45 minutes. He gets back to the house, he gets out of the car, reaches down and grabs the exhaust pipe, then says, "Darn that's hot!" See? If he'd been wearing his sign, I could have stopped him.

I learned to drive an 18 wheeler in my days of adventure. Wouldn't you know I misjudged the height of a bridge. The truck got stuck and I couldn't get it out no matter how I tried. I radioed in for help and eventually a local cop shows up to take the report. He went through his basic questioning..ok..no problem. I thought sure he was clear of needing a sign...until he asked, "So, is your truck stuck?" I couldn't help myself! I looked at him, looked back at the rig and then back to him and said "no I'm delivering' a bridge... here's your sign."

I stayed late at work one night and a coworker looked at me and said "Are you still here?" I replied, "No. I left about 10 minutes ago. Here's your sign."

Anybody you know need a sign today? The next time someone says something stupid ask them where their sign is.

P.S.: We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors.... but they all have to learn to live in the same box.
 

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This was a GREAT country song with Jeff Foxworthy...

The shark bite suit is my favorite. :D
 

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I hate country music, and that song is funny!!!:bigok:
 

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I'm not a big country music freak, but I absolutely love the song "Bring on the rain" by Jo Dee Messina. :D:bigok:

Also, my favorite was the guy who took the car for the drive ;)
 

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Wyle E. Coyote said:
P.S.: We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors.... but they all have to learn to live in the same box.
Good point. :werd:
 

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hahah that's funny, that's right on my level of sarcasam.
As for the crayon quote, are lot prices higher in different parts of the crayon box because of less un desierables or less of that element, just a question because cause our world could never function like a box of crayons, move to russia for that. The US is capitialism and racism and segeration at it's finest. NOt being rude or anything not trying to say anything just speaking the truth.
 

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Man that is classic!!! With my experiences driving around Raleigh, half of this freakin' town should have signs permanently attached to them!!
 
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