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This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan.
They were touring around the marketplace
looking at the goods and such, when they
passed this small sandal shop.

From inside they heard a gentleman with a
Pakistani accent say, "You foreigners!
Come in. Come indo my humble shop."

So the married couple walked in. The Pakistani
man said to them, "I have some special sandals
I tink you would be interested in. Dey make you
wild at sex like a great desert camel."

Well, the wife was really interested in buying
the sandals after what the man claimed, but
her husband felt he really didn't need them,
being the sex god he was.

The husband asked the man, "How could sandals
make you into a sex freak?"

The Pakistani man replied, "Just try dem on, Saiheeb."
Well, the husband, after much badgering from his
wife, finally conceded to try them on. As soon as he
slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in
his eyes; something his wife hadn't seen in many
years - raw sexual power.

In a blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the
Pakistani man, bent him violently over a table,
yanked down the man's pants and his own, and
grabbed firm hold of the Pakistani's thighs. The
Pakistani then began screaming,

"YOU HAVE DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!"
 

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damn, Kevin... you are a tough audience.

My stomach hurts I laughed so hard.... 12/10! :D
 
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