An Italian guy says to his buddies, "My wife, I rubbed her all over with
fine olive oil, then we make wonderful love. She screamed for five
minutes."
His French friend says, "I smooth sweet butter on my wife's body, then we
made passionate love. She screamed for 20 minutes."
The Jewish buddy says, "I covered my wife's body with chicken fat. We
made love and she screamed for six hours."
The others responded, "SIX HOURS? How did you make her scream for six
hours?"
He shrugs. "I wiped my hands on the drapes."
fine olive oil, then we make wonderful love. She screamed for five
minutes."
His French friend says, "I smooth sweet butter on my wife's body, then we
made passionate love. She screamed for 20 minutes."
The Jewish buddy says, "I covered my wife's body with chicken fat. We
made love and she screamed for six hours."
The others responded, "SIX HOURS? How did you make her scream for six
hours?"
He shrugs. "I wiped my hands on the drapes."