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A man is out, driving happily along in his car late one
Saturday evening. Before too long, the cops pull him over.

The policeman walks up to the man and asks, "Have you been
drinking, sir?"

"Why? Was I weaving all over the road?"

"No," replied, the policeman, "you were driving splendidly.
It was the ugly fat chick in the passenger seat that gave
you away."
 

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Also an 8/10 ;)
 

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I'm gonna get hell for this... but I can't help it.
Was the guy named Scotty and was he driving a CL? :lol:
 

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Scorpius said:
I'm gonna get hell for this... but I can't help it.
Was the guy named Scotty and was he driving a CL? :lol:
Now I know why you won't post your pic!!!:sqnteek: :p :D
 

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Scorpius said:
I'm gonna get hell for this... but I can't help it.
Was the guy named Scotty and was he driving a CL? :lol:

Yeah, he was taking your mother out to dinner, remember?
 

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Yeah, he was taking your mother out to dinner, remember?

Whamo! :bigok:
 

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Scorpius said:
I'm gonna get hell for this... but I can't help it.
Was the guy named Scotty and was he driving a CL? :lol:
Margarita: $5
Careless Driving Ticket: $75
Scorpius' response: PRICELESS

:mhihi:
 

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clp said:
Margarita: $5
Careless Driving Ticket: $75
Scorpius' response: PRICELESS

:mhihi:
You mean Scorpenus, Kenny. :eek: ;)
 

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Kenneth, I think Adrienne deserves some points for HER comeback too ;)

666 posts....:flame:
 

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clp said:
Margarita: $5
Careless Driving Ticket: $75
Scorpius' response: PRICELESS

:mhihi:
Ken.. you are in rare form today...

What crawled up your ass and died?
 
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