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An elderly couple was driving across the country. While the woman was behind the wheel, the couple was pulled over by the highway patrol.

"Ma'am, did you know you were speeding?" the officer said.

The woman, hard of hearing, turned to her husband and asked, "What did he say?"

"He said you were speeding!" the old man yelled.

The patrolman then asked, "May I see your license?"

The woman turned to her husband again, "What did he say?"

The old man yelled back, "He wants to see your license!"

The woman then gave the officer her license.

"I see you are from Arkansas," the patrolman said. "I spent some time there once and went on a blind date with the ugliest woman I've ever seen."

The woman turned to her husband again and asked, "What did he say?"

The old man replied, "He said he knows you!"
 

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this made me laugh only because all people from arkansas are ugly. i live like 30 miles north of the arkansas border, so there's a lot of ugly people up in this bitch.
 

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this made me laugh only because all people from arkansas are ugly. i live like 30 miles north of the arkansas border, so there's a lot of ugly people up in this bitch.
So you fit right in, huh? Whamo! :boink: Sorry... had to get that jab in there.
 

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So you fit right in, huh? Whamo! :boink: Sorry... had to get that jab in there.
yup, that one worked well, hun. considering the fact i am not from here. i got ugly once i left the east coast. ;)
 

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yup, that one worked well, hun. considering the fact i am not from here. i got ugly once i left the east coast. ;)
You could say that again! East Coast til I die! :p
 

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WAIT A MINUTE!!!!-----

Sky and Mandi live on the East Coast...(Florida)

and Sky and Mandi are both old geezers!!!!!

hmm.....:sqnteek:
 

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WAIT A MINUTE!!!!-----

Sky and Mandi live on the East Coast...(Florida)

and Sky and Mandi are both old geezers!!!!!

hmm.....:sqnteek:
damn BLUE HAIRS:D :eek: :p
 
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