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> DINNER CONVERSATION
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> WOMAN: What would you do if I died?
> Would you get married again?
> MAN: Definitely not!
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> WOMAN: Why not - don't you like being married?
> MAN: Of course I do.
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> WOMAN: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
> MAN: Okay, I'd get married again.
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> WOMAN: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)
> MAN: (makes audible groan)
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> WOMAN: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
> MAN: Where else would we sleep?
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> WOMAN: Would you replace my pictures with hers?
> MAN: That would seem like the proper thing to do.
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> WOMAN: Would she use my golf clubs?
> MAN: No, she's left-handed.
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> WOMAN: - - - silence - - -
> MAN: Shit.
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hahahahaah! 10!!!!!!!!! That was just toooooooooo good!! hahahaha!

People were wondering what the heck I'm doing in my office laughing my ass off...haha!:bigok:
 

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8.5 ;)
 

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wtf the score is going down every post:mad: :D
 

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u guys rate jokes? thats so cool. ive never seen that before.
that joke was very hilarious! id give it a 9.
 

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I've seen that before bitch it was on a-cl.com

But first time it was a 10

This time 9 it is so fucking funny but i'll give you an 11 for that office space pic. hahahaha:D
 
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