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A man walks up to the

bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, a >small cat jumps up
the stool beside him. The bartender comes over, and >asks for their
order. The man says, "I'll have a beer" and turns to the >ostrich.
yours?""I'll have a beer too" says the ostrich. The cat >says "I'll
a half beer, but I'm not paying for it.">>The bartender pours
beer and says "That will be $3.40 please".The man >reaches into his
pocket and pulls out exact change for payment.>>The next day,
man, ostrich and cat come again, and the man says "I'll >have a beer,"
and the ostrich says "I'll have the same," and the cat >says"I'll have
half glass of beer but I'm not paying for it." Once again >the man
reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.>>This
a routine until, late one evening, the trio enter again."The >usual?"
asks the bartender. "Well, it's close to last call, so I'll have a
scotch" says the man."Same for me" says the ostrich. "I'll have a
scotch but I'm not paying for it" says the cat. "That will be $7.20"
>says the bartender. Once again the man pulls exact change out of his
>pocket and places it on the bar.>>The bartender can't
back his curiosity any longer. "Excuse me sir. >How do you manage to
always come up with the exact change out of your >pocket every
time?">>"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning
the attic and found >an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and

offered me two wishes. >My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for

anything, I just put my >hand in my pocket, and the right amount of
will always be there.>>"That's brilliant!" says the bartender.
"Most people would wish for a >million dollars or something, but you'll

always be as rich as you want for >as long as you
live!">>"That's right! Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls
Royce, the exact >money is always there," says the
man.>>The bartender asks "One other thing, sir, what's with the
ostrich and the >cat?" The man replies "My second wish was for a chick
with long legs and a >tight pussy."
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