Scottie's detailing friend is at his house right now; they're trying to get the bird sh*t off our cars (we both parked under this tree in his driveway and apparently the birds were attracted to the identical cars or something and shat all over them; we were in the desert at the time so by the time we came back the shit had like, oxidized on the paint so we have weird bird-shit-shaped marks all over the paint) and they're fixing it now. 
I'm so excited; my car's going to be beeeautiful.
Just thought I'd let you guys know. And don't park under trees for extended periods of time!
I'm so excited; my car's going to be beeeautiful.