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30 fun things to do when driving...

1. Vary your vehicle?s speed inversely with the speed limit.

2. Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head bang.

3. At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.

4. Two words: Chicken suit.

5. Write the words ?Help me? on your back window in red paint. The more it looks like blood, the better.

6. Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone.

7. Laugh a lot. A whole lot.

8. Stop at the green lights.

9. Go at the red ones.

10. Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window or sunroof. Feel free to make it dance.

11. Eat food that requires silverware.

12. Pass cars, then drive very slowly.

13. Sing without having the radio on.

14. Honk frequently without motivation.

15. Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an angry look and an obscene gesture.

16. Ask people for Grey Poupon.

17. Let pedestrians know who?s boss.

18. Look behind you frequently, with a very paranoid look.

19. Restart your car at every stop light.

20. Hang numerous car-fresheners in the rear-view mirror. Talk to them, stroking them lovingly.

21. Lob burning things in the windows of smokers who throw their butts out the window.

22. While stopped at a light, piss out the window/sunroof onto other cars.

23. Paint your car with occult symbols.

24. Keep at least five cats in the car.

25. Have some passengers in the back who are having wild, noisy sex.

26. Root (cheer, not snuffle in the mud) for fire trucks.

27. Stop and collect road kill.

28. Stop and pray to road kill.

29. Throw Spam.

30. Get in the fast lane and gradually...slow...down... to a stop. Then get out and watch the cars.
 

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vince said:
31. In traffic, smear those little ketchup packets on your window and yell at the car next to you "Let me pull ahead, I've been shot!"
HAHAHAHAH, I'm gonna print these out and try them. This is gonna be fun.
 

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Pull up next to a car with only the driver in it and roll down the window as if to ask an important question. When the driver rolls down the window, say "Someone farted in your car too?"

or

While going around 75 on the freeway, open your door slightly like you are trying to get out and when it slams shut, look at the person next to you and do this: :dunno: with a confused look on your face and mouth the words "I didn't know."

or

Wear a full faced motorcycle helmet while driving around town.

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32. Start saying Oh! Oh! and squirt mayo on the windshield.
 
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