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On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.
The attendant at the pump greets him in a typical Irish manner, completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.
"Top of the mornin' to yer, sir" says the attendant.
Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle.
As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
"What are dey den, son?" asks the attendant.
"They're called tees" replies Tiger.
"Well, what on de good earth are dey for?" inquires the Irishman.
"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving" says Tiger.
"Jaysus", says the Irishman, "Dem boys at BMW tink of everything!"
 

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Driven...I heard you can rest both your balls on one tee...true?
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ShockBoltThrower said:
Driven...I heard you can rest both your balls on one tee...true?
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I don't know about that, but you need to stop asking people about my balls :mad:

I don't swing that way.
 

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A BMW? Don't tell Buick. They might sue Tiger. :nono:
 

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A BMW? Don't tell Buick. They might sue Tiger. :nono:
:rofl:

how the heck did he end up w/ a buick sponsorship anyways? I'm SURE he could do better!!
 

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it's because Buick is the offical car of the PGATOUR. I doubt he needs any more money consider he makes about $30-40 a year in endorsments, about $8 million on tour, about $8 million in apparnace fees, and whatever else he has going on
 
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