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Q: What's so good about an Ethiopian blowjob?
A: You know she'll swallow.

Q: How does every ethnic joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.

Q: What's a Japanese girl's favorite holiday?
A: Erection day.

Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and sex
on the same day in Iraq?
A: They don't want to wear out the camel.

Q: What's the difference between erotic and kinky?
A: Erotic is when you use a feather; kinky is when you
use the
whole chicken.

Q: How can you tell if a bank robber is gay?
A: He ties up the safe and blows the guard.

Q: How can you tell the difference between a straight
and a gay rodeo?
A: At a straight rodeo they yell "Ride them suckers!"

Q: Which is better, being born black or gay?
A: Black, because you don't have to tell your parents.

Q: How can you spot the blind guy in a nudist colony?
A: It's not hard.

Q: How can you tell if a valentine is from a leper?
A: The tongue's still in the envelope.

Q: Why does Helen Keller need two hands to masturbate?

A: One to do the work and the other to moan with.

Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a

Jewish wife?
A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.

Q: What's the difference between a JAP and a bowl of
A: Jell-o wiggles when you eat it.

Q: How do you save a lawyer from drowning?
A: Take your foot off his head.

Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you
swerve to
hit him?
A: It might be your bicycle.

Q: How come no one ever came up with any jokes about
Jonestown incident?
A: The punchlines were too long.

Q: How many Puerto Ricans does it take to grease a
A: Just one if you hit him right.

Q: When does a Puerto Rican become a Spaniard?
A: When he marries your daughter.

Q: What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on
wedding night?
A: A new last name.

Q: Why don't blondes women use vibrators?
A: It chips their teeth.

Q: Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
A: They keep falling through the holes in his hands.

Q: How are fat girls and mopeds alike?
A: They're both fun to ride but you don't want your
friends to know
about it.

Q: How do you make your wife scream after an orgasm?
A: Wipe your dick on the curtains.

Q: What are three words you dread the most while
A: "Honey, I'm home."

Q: What's the difference between your wife and your
A: After 10 years the job still sucks.

Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife, meat,
A: The blowjob. You can beat your wife, your eggs, or
meat; but you just can't beat a blowjob.

Q: Why do women have two holes on the bottom?
A: So when they get drunk at a party, you can carry
them home
like a six-pack.
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