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10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk
But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk

9. Our love will never become cold and hollow
Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.

8. I bought this Valentine's card at the sto.
In hopes that later, you'd be my ho.

7. This feels so good, it feels so right
I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.

6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class
Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.

5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished
But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!

4. Through all the things that came to pass
Our love has grown. . . but so has your ass.

3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie
I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".

2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny
So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!


1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister
You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!
 

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I can just imagine the relationships ending if these were released! haha. Of course, some of them would make a good joke followed immediately by the 'real' card before the woman kills you. hehe:D
 

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I'd give a girl the #2 card. :D

Maybe that's why I'm single. :(
 

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:eek:

<img src=http://www.somethingawful.com/features/rejectedvalentines/PersonalJesus_daughter.jpg>
 

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hahsahah this is funny shit, I sent a bunch of shit to Allie. She found it funny. I know some other girls I'm working with right now wouldn't hahahah oh well FUCK THAT, funny page:D :D
 
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