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From the January 18 Late Show with David Letterman, as read by members of the 101st Airborne at Fort Campbell, the "Top Ten Ways to Make Military Life More Fun." Copyright 2002 by Worldwide Pants, Inc.

10. Forget Reveille, let us wake up to Regis and Kelly

9. The higher your rank, the larger your hat

8. Humvees with novelty horns that play "La Cucaracha"

7. Three words: magic finger cots

6. Casual Fridays when you're allowed to wear a different shade of khaki

5. Every night, first Sergeant required to put mint on your pillow

4. Only go to war in a country where you can get a decent cappuccino

3. Just once, let me take an Apache helicopter home for the weekend

2. How about some camouflage uniforms that don't make me look fat?

1. More fun? I don't think that's possible
 

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I like #9 - kinda reminds me of the Pope...

:bigok: :thumbsup:
 

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lol....let me take the helicopter home! :D :D ;)
 

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what happen to this thread?
 
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