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Fire-Breathing Femme
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>This is pretty good. Enjoy!
>
> > Just in case you ever got the two mixed up, this should make things a
>bit
> > more clear . . .
> >
> > IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
> > AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
> >
> > IN PRISON... you get three meals a day.
> > AT WORK... you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.
> >
> > IN PRISON... you get time off for good behavior.
> > AT WORK... you get more work for good behavior.
> >
> > IN PRISON... the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
> > AT WORK... you must carry around a security card and open all the doors
>for yourself.
> >
> > IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games.
> > AT WORK... you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
> >
> > IN PRISON... you get your own toilet.
> > AT WORK... you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.
> >
> > IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
> > AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.
> >
> > IN PRISON... all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work
>required.
> > AT WORK... you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they
> > deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
> >
> > IN PRISON... you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
> > AT WORK... you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside
> > bars.
> >
> > IN PRISON... you must deal with sadistic wardens.
> > AT WORK... they are called managers.
> >
> > So why is it, again, that we work?
> >
> >
> >
> >
 

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NO MORE DIALYSIS
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I'm at work right now...should get off the forums here before a warden sees me... :D
 

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NO AMG, NO CARE
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you can substitute school for work in a number of those ;)
 

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What about conjugal visits? You can't get those at work. At least you're not supposed to.

:sqnteek: :D
 
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